They jokes
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.