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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.