They jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?