Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
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Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
