They jokes
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.