They Jokes

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.