They jokes
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"