They jokes
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.