They jokes
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
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I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.