They jokes

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they come back.

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.