They jokes
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Memes
I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?