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Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.