They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.