They jokes
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."