They jokes
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
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When Child Hackers Get Caught
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.