They jokes

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

More like so they can fuck him, am I right?

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.