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Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.