They jokes

How do inmates keep in touch?

They have cell phones.

Why do the French eat snails?

They don’t like fast food!

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

How do skeletons make love?

They bone each other!

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Why are the best used guns from France?

Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Why do tables never need wheelchairs?

Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

Why do they call matches, matches?

They all look the same.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"