They jokes

Terrorist

    • I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

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    • Lawyer

    • What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

    They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

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    • China

    • Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

    They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

    They memes

    Orphanage

    • Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

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    • Room

    • Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

    He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

    She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

    Baseball

    • Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

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    • Funeral

    • My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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