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It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.