They jokes
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.