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Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.