They jokes
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Memes
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.