They jokes
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Memes
Oop- get called out
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"