They jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.