They jokes
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.