They jokes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."