They jokes
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Memes
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.