They jokes
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.