They jokes
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."