The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
They Jokes
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
