They jokes
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Perfect
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.