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Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I donβt find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canβt be found.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.