They jokes
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Memes
who are they, wrong answers only
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.