They jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!