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Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.