They jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.