They jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.