They jokes

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Because I know they haven't.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

Why do orphans go to church?

They go there to finally call someone "father."

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.