They jokes
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Memes
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!