How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
