They jokes
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.