They jokes
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.