They jokes
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?