They jokes
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Memes
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.