Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They Jokes
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
