They jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.