They jokes
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.