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Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.