If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" š¤£
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Donāt stop orphan jokes. Theyāre funny, and people are just mad that they donāt understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why canāt orphans ride bikes?
Because they donāt have parent supervision.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
Iām only curious how they closed his casket.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because thatās the only place they could call someone "father."
