They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can orphans not play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Because I know they haven't.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

Why do orphans go to church?

It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”