They jokes
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.