They jokes
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.