They jokes
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.