They jokes
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.