They jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Memes
HARRY POTTER MEMES
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
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