They jokes
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.