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If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!