They jokes

Orphan

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Rip-off

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

Marijuana

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

Pig

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

Egg Yolk

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”

Beethoven

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

Name

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

Christmas

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

Date

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Pedo

Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.

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  • ADHD

    If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

    Disabled

    Why do disabled people always get picked on?

    Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

    Japan

    Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

    A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

    Pedo

    Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈