They jokes
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Memes
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.