They jokes
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.