Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
They Jokes
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
