They jokes
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.