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Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
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Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.