They jokes
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Memes
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.