They jokes
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.