They jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1β2 off...
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldnβt go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Yo mama so ugly,
they wonβt give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.