They jokes
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?