They jokes
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3