They jokes
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Memes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.