They jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Memes
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.