They jokes
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Memes
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.