They jokes

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Why can Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.