They jokes

Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find a way home.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.

Let's just say Dawn got very mad.

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owl say.

Owl say who?

Yes, they do.

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.