They jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.