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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.