They jokes
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Spooktober meme!!!
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
I love stairs. They always bring me up.