They jokes
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Memes
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!