They jokes
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!