They jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.