They jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.