They jokes

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

Teacher: Why do people snore?

Me: Because they sleep.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?