They jokes
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Memes
(Posted by Seth 💖)
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."