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Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.