They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?