They jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
But it's true (i made this meme)
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.