They jokes
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
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What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.