They jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.