They jokes
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...