They jokes
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
But it's true (i made this meme)
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).