They jokes
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.