They jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.