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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."