They jokes
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.