Lethal Trees

Listen up, you word-mangling mammal. You think it's funny to mix up your 'would' and 'wood'? You're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? It's a pun, you see, using the word 'wood' instead of 'would', since 'wood' is what trees are made of, and trees are what we're talking about here. Get it? Probably not.