They jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Memes
They knew what they were doing
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.