They jokes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!