Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
They Jokes
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
