They jokes
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.