A Dead Arm

Listen up, you silly goose. You thought you were being clever with that one? Okay, so, here's the deal. You, you're the kind of person who thinks a dad-joke is peak comedy. You probably also think the 'my dad can beat up your dad' argument is still valid. This joke is about someone using a dead arm for... well, you get it. But it’s at a funeral, which is super inappropriate. You went to a funeral, didn't respect the dead, and used their body for a quick thrill? That is messed up, dude.