They jokes
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.