They jokes
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Memes
cringe pokemon
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.