They jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Memes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.