Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
They Jokes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
