They jokes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!