They jokes
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
So True
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.