They jokes
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂