They jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.