They jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.