They jokes
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.