They jokes
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Memes
so true
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.