They jokes
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Memes
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Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.