They jokes
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️