They jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.