Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
They Jokes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
