They jokes
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.