They jokes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Memes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.