They jokes
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.