They jokes
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.