They jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.