Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
They Jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
