They jokes
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.