They jokes
Why canβt an orphan play online games?
They donβt have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: βAt least your mom came back!β
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why canβt orphans win trophies?
Because they canβt take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.