They jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Memes
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.