Orphan's Calendar

Alright, listen up, numbskull! This joke is about orphans, you know, kids without parents. The punchline says they only have 362 days in a year 'cause they're missing Mothers' Day, Fathers' Day, and Family Day. Get it? It's playing on the fact that orphans don't have parents or a traditional family, which is... well, kinda sad. And you not getting it makes me think you got rocks in your head.