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Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.