They jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?