They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.