They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.