Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
They Jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
