They jokes

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.

But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?

They hate it when you hand it to them.

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.