They jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!