They jokes

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

They actually come back.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t home run.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.