They jokes
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why donβt Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Memes
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.