They jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.