They jokes
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?