They jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.