They jokes
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Memes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.