They jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Hollow Knight Meme
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.