They jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

Chip

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:

"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

Joker

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

Pepperoni

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)

Baby

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Jeffrey Dahmer

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Self-esteem

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Mountain

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

Woman

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Skeleton

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)