They jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Memes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.