They jokes
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.