They jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!