They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.