They jokes
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Me:
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.