They jokes
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Memes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹