What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
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What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
