They jokes
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Memes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they canโt be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donโt work like they used to before."
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.