Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.