They Jokes

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.