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Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
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So True
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.