They jokes

Why can’t orphans use computers?

Because they don’t have a homepage.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

How do fish get high?

Because they eat seaweed.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?

So they could be wanted.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

A man gets captured by cannibals.

Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home.

How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?

They egg-xercise every day!

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.