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How do bees đ get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Whatâs the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, âYouâll be next!â
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I donât usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Whatâs one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why canât orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"