They jokes

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.

They never get old.

Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.

Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?

So they could be wanted.

A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

They don't know what a house is.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.

Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.