I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
