They jokes
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!