They jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
so true
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.