They jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.