They jokes
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.