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The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
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Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.