They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?