Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
They Jokes
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
