They jokes
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Memes
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.