They jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.