They jokes
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Memes
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.