They jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Knot

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

Thief

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

People

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Seagull

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

Orphan

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Emo

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Tower

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

Dad

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.