Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
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What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
