They jokes
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.