They jokes
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.