They jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
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