They jokes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Memes
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.