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Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
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You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.