They jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.