They jokes
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Memes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.