They jokes
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Memes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.