They jokes
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.