They jokes
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
so true
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.