They jokes
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
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What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.