They jokes
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."