They jokes
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.