They jokes

Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?

A: Because they actually come back.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Why are the Americans bad at chess?

Because they lost 2 towers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?

A: They can’t find home.

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!

They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.