They jokes
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Memes
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.