They jokes
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.