They jokes
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Memes
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
They can't say no if they're unconscious.