They jokes
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when theyโre bored?
They โHangโ Out.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Memes
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ๐๐๐๐
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.