They jokes
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Memes
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if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do depressed people do when theyβre bored?
They βHangβ Out.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.