They jokes
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊