They jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Memes
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.