They jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.