They jokes
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Memes
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.