They jokes
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).