They jokes
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.