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Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.