They jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.