They jokes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!