They jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."