They jokes
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.