Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
They Jokes
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
