They jokes
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.