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Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.