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What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they canât move their legs.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why canât orphans drink? Because they donât have any money.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why donât pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.