They jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
experiment
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.