They jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.