They jokes
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.