They jokes

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?

He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.