They jokes
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.