They jokes
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."