They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.