What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
