Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
They Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.