They jokes
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.