Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
